Naija childhood

This made me remember
childhood,

If you didnt greet your teacher
like this 'good morning sir/ma, you are
welcome to class 1b.

If u didn't
watch''Ayamatanga'' & Mr. Dende &
Thompson).

If u didn't play police & thief.

If you didn't play ice & water.

If you didnt
play "mokey-post".

If you didn't play
'omori odo'.

If u didn't play wit skipping
rope.

If u didnt play soccer with beer cork
as your players & audio cassette rim as
your ball on the cement ground.

If you didn't play 'pangolo'.

If you didnt make
AK47 with your note book sheet, broom &
ruber band.

If you didnt make football
with bursted ballon wounded on a small
stone.

If you didn't say 'stop lyin on my
head ooh!' or den den den, wee tell for you.

If u didn't play 'I kill my one star, I kill
my two star, I kill my 6star. I was monkey
b1-b1, b2-b2, b4-b4.

If you didn't cook
with sand & water inside pangolo.

If you
didn't dø 'Who's in d garden!?'

If you didn't
sing 'mummy oyoyo!'

If you didnt hide your father's koboko.

If you didn't wake
up @ 7 every saturday 4 cadbury breakfast
cartoons *nerd*, sesame strts,super
ted,dodo,tele match.

If u didn't play father
& mother under a big blanket♥♥

If y ou
didn't sing 'When Nigeria win Brazil'.

If you neva sang "leke leke, gimme white
white finger''.

If you didn't eat 'Nasco
wafers, Gogo,Okin biskit,kuli kuli,ofio,eyin
alangba,baba dudu',robot chewing gum,
balewa,Ketiya, Tabataba, ekana
gowon,sisi pelebe, choco-millo.

If u neva watchd 'Tales by Moonlite', superman.

If u
neva saw Fido-dido on TV, d 3 Mirinda
men.

If u didnt play 'ten, ten,kolobi, after
round 1, kelegbe e, tinko-tinko, suwe, fly
kite.

If u didnt hum 2 times 1, 2,

If u didnt
drink 'tandi'and 5naira tasty tym~o).

If u didnt sing:Who mess?, na ojo,ojo say na
teacher.

If u ddnt visit Father Xmas wit
#50 & get plenty gift unlike 2day's #3000
fada xmas. , Go back to your mama belle,
because believe it u're a DePriveD NAIJA
Pikin. This one no be butty level, you missed Abeg!

source: 24/7 Nigeria Jokes Update