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  Simple Question: "Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?” GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. BILL GATES: I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.  read more after the cut...

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend- . "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A, you ll find a lift on your right. hit 9 with your ELBOW..... get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left.... hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I'll get the door for you" . Boyfriend says- "Dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows ?" . Girlfriend-"0MG! Are you coming empty handed ????" source: laff arena .

  1. Can you cry under water? 2. Do fishes ever get thirsty? 3. Why don't birds fall of trees when they sleep? 4. Why is it called building when it is already built? 5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? 6. "I Love You" is not a question then why does it need an answer? 7. Why does round pizza come in a square box? 8. Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? 9. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Source: Laff Arena

   The past two days has been stressful and tiring, i have been moving into my new room; had to arrange with my roommates for painting, washing, and so on... it has been a struggle.... now am  certain... I HATE MOVING!!!

  A British man has recently become the latest gist for writing his   resignation letter   on a cake, in icing,the picture was posted online and has gone viral. he’s now found himself hitting the headlines and his cake-making business was so inundated with enquiries yesterday (April 16, 2013) that his website crashed under the pressure. Chris Holmes, 31, welcomed a baby boy just a few weeks ago and decided to quit his job as an immigration officer, for Border Force at Stansted. He had decided to pursue his big passion: baking cakes. for his resignation, he baked a huge passion cake (a spiced carrot cake with pecans and sultanas and coconut) and carefully iced his resignation on the plain white coating. He carried it to work and handed the cake to the duty manager when he arrived at work. The cake measured 10 by 12 inches and contained 18 eggs. A spokesperson for Border Force said that “The people who tasted it say it was very nice.”

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run like mad.... source: scribol

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RIDICULOUS CHURCH NAMES IN NIGERIA Here we go: -Jesus Of God Mission ( Imo State ) -God's Mennonite Church -Guided Missiles Church -Jesus in the new global Ministry -Healing Has Begun Ministry -God's Own Ministry read more after the cut...

A sand sculpture of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher made by sand artist Sudersan Pattnaik at the Golden Sea beach in Puri, about 65 kilometers from the eastern Indian city of Bhubaneswar   Picture: ASIT KUMARSTRDEL/AFP/Getty Images

Game park ranger Chad Cocking took this photograph of a young leopard resting its paw on an impala it had just caught in Kruger National Park, SA. Unfortunately the friendship was not to last and the leopard eventually got bored with its own game and ate the impala. Picture: Chad Cocking/Barcroft Media

Give Vaccines you answer simple question to help donate vaccines, quite fun

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A member of the Free Syrian Army holds his weapon as he sits on a sofa in the middle of a street in Deir al-Zor April. Picture: Khalil Ashawi/Reuters