Bad pick up lines


There  is nothing more infuriating for a lady than men who have bad pick up lines; bad pick up lines can ruin whatever prospectus you may think you have. Advice to the guys, if you are not good in conversations and you don't want any embarrassment just stick to the safe lines... you'll do better that way. Here are some examples of bad pick up lines:

Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
 
Be unique and different, just say yes.
 
If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head? 
 
Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?
 
You’ve got the whitest teeth I have ever seen! 
 
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours? 
 
Can I have directions?… to your heart? 
 
Hi, are you legal? No, your to hot to be legal. 
 
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

So I heard you got the hots for me! 
 
Are you tired? cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day! 
 
Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world! 
 
Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
 
Are you a model? 
 
If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!



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