Funny way to fail exam

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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: his last battle.
Q2: Where was the declaration of`Independence signed?
A: at the bottom of the page.
Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? 
A : liquid.
Q4: What is the main reason for`failure?
A: exams.
Q5: What is the main reason for`divorce?
 A: Marriage.
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Q6: What can you never eat for`breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner.
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: the other half. 
Q8: If you throw a red stone into`the blue sea,`what will it`become?
A: it will simply become wet.
Q9: How can a man go eight days without`sleeping?
A: No problem, he sleeps only at night.
Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: you will never find an elephant that hasonly one hand.
Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4
apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A: very large hands.
Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already
built.
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A: Anyway you want, concrete floors are very
hard to crack. 
SOURCE: 24/7 NIGERIA JOKES UPDATE

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