Funny names of churches in Nigeria

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RIDICULOUS CHURCH NAMES IN NIGERIA

Here we go:
-Jesus Of God Mission ( Imo State )
-God's Mennonite Church
-Guided Missiles Church
-Jesus in the new global Ministry
-Healing Has Begun Ministry
-God's Own Ministry
read more after the cut...

-The True Assemblies of God Church
-Jehovah Sharp Sharp (Festac, Lagos )
-Hurricane Miracle Ministry
-Healing Tsunami Ministry
-Satan in Trouble Ministry
-Fire for Fire Ministry
-FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt )
-Run For Your Life Ministry
-The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
-Jesus Heal Ministry
-Face to face ministry
-Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
-Liquid Fire Ministries ( Suleja , Niger State)
-By fire By Fire Ministry
-HOLY FIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
-David Killed Goliath Ministry ( Kaduna)
-House of Jehova's Padawans
(TransAmadi, PH)
-JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL
MINISTRY
-OPM - Other people's money (PH) (I have
to be sure my source is right about this,
but if Run for Your Life Ministry exists,
why not OPM?)
-God in action ministry
-Moving mountain gospel church
-MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF
GOD
-Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah
(Lamgbasa)
-Power Foundation Ministry, Aba .
-HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY ( Abuja )
-HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
-JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY ( Benin )
-Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
-Accredited Church of God
-Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba
-Power pass power church of the
mountain ministry incorporated
-Ministry Of The unclad Wire - Bayelsa
State
-LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
-Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here
Ministry - Benin
-God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get
muscle but he get power"
-Fire burn ministry
-JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING
PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt
-Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty
In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
-Old time religion ministry
-Strong Hand of God ministry
-Best Spot In The Land of God Church -
Apapa.
-Trigger happy ministry. (Motto- always
firing the devil)
-KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
-Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
-SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
-Perfect Christianity Ministry
-Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministry
...LOL... i wonder what their inspiration was...
courtesy 24/7 Nigeria Jokes Update

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