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as i am typing i am in an hysterical state, my laptop which i cherish so much is now acting funny. the wndows has refuse to log on... am reaallllly sad....

 A house built on a rock on the river Drina near the western Serbian town of Bajina Basta. The house was built in 1968 by a group of young men who decided that the rock on the river was an ideal place for a tiny shelter... Picture: Marko Djurica/Reuters

 People gather on the Trocadero Square in front of the Eiffel Tower on a rainy day in Paris Picture: FRED DUFOUR/AFP/Getty Images

  i hope you understand it,...simply put... its a rat informing a human unapologetically, that he ate his WAEC result, NYSC certificate, and some cheques... if you were the one what would you do?

  ...sweet...

 A photograph captured from the 79th floor of the Index Tower, looking over the mystical clouds that formed over Dubai Picture: Daniel Cheong/HotSpot Media

Jonah Pournazarian, 7, is one of about 100 people in the U.S. who suffer from Glycogen Storage Disease Type 1B (GSD). The disease is incurable and until the 1980s, most of its victims died by the age of two. Dylan Siegel, 6, is Jonah’s best friend. He wanted to help his friend get well and wrote a book in hopes of raising a million dollars to find a cure. The book, entitled “Chocolate Bar” took an hour for the first grader to write and illustrate. The name comes from a term the boys use to describe things they consider awesome or fantastic. Dylan solicited his parents, David and Debra Siegel, to help getting the book published. They turned to a local printer and had 200 copies printed to sell at a school fair. Debra was hopeful they would at least sell the books they printed because she didn’t want to be stuck with them. The books sold out in a couple of hours and the family made $6,000. David said they did a second printing and set up a Facebook page and later a website. Da

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This made me remember childhood, If you didnt greet your teacher like this 'good morning sir/ma, you are welcome to class 1b. If u didn't watch''Ayamatanga'' & Mr. Dende & Thompson). If u didn't play police & thief. If you didn't play ice & water. If you didnt play "mokey-post". If you didn't play 'omori odo'. If u didn't play wit skipping rope. If u didnt play soccer with beer cork as your players & audio cassette rim as your ball on the cement ground. If you didn't play 'pangolo'. If you didnt make AK47 with your note book sheet, broom & ruber band. If you didnt make football with bursted ballon wounded on a small stone. If you didn't say 'stop lyin on my head ooh!' or den den den, wee tell for you. If u didn't play 'I kill my one star, I kill my two star, I kill my 6star. I was monkey b1-b1, b2-b2, b4-b4. If you didn't cook with san

A common grackle attacks its reflection in car mirror thinking it is a rival bird in St Lucia Picture: Tim Withall/Rex Features

  we are finally turning our children to pets...

The Nakizumo Festival, or crying baby contest, took place at the weekend at Sensoji Temple in Tokyo. The Nakizumo is a traditional event, where the babies, accompanied by amateur sumo wrestlers, face to face in a sumo ring to determine how loud and long they cry in the crying contest, held to celebrate babies' growth and pray for their good health.   Picture: EPA

That is the conclusion of a poll carried out to find the country’s most content people. According to the findings, the happiest man is likely to be a 60-year-old married teacher named Steve, living close to Edinburgh. The study, carried out by Cadbury Heroes, also claimed that he is likely to have grey hair, blue eyes, wear glasses and love spending time with his family and friends. Women named Tina and Rebecca and men named Gary and Chris were more linked to doom and gloom, while people called Tom, Wendy and Mary joined Steve in the happy category. The lighter someone's hair was, the happier they were found to be, and the most joyful Britons were also more likely to have blue eyes and wear glasses. ... really?...